| Weather: | Okay, today's gonna be about 65-70 degrees, pretty cloudy but nothing too -- |
| Me: | Yeah, that's cool and all, but uh, it's June, isn't it? A little cold for the summer, don't you think? |
| Weather: | Oh. Okay. Fine. I see how you want it. You want summer weather? BOOM. YOU ARE NOW IN THE FIRES OF HELL. YOU ARE MELTING AND EVERYTHING AROUND YOU IS ON FIRE. |
| Me: | OH GOD WHY |
| Weather: | HERE COMES THE SUN, MOTHERFUCKERS |